My Top 10 Reasons Why I Don't Need A Boyfriend
10. They take up too much time, energy and brain space. It's that classic "I have better things to do".
9. They can be so dumb and immature and fucking irritating/possessive/jealous. I seriously need my own space.
8. I feel like I'll always have to be perfect for them.. And they are such EGOISTS, anyway.
7. I like being independent. I can work and earn my own money. If not, well.. I can always rely on my parents!
6. I know they always want something in return.
5. What do you do with them, anyway? Hug? Kiss? -censored-? I have not done any of the above for so many years, and I don't suddenly feel compelled to be engaged in such activity.
4. I don't want to handle another person's emotions etc when I can't even handle my own. I mean, seriously - I'm so fucked up, it's insane. How am I going to make sure someone else feels good etc? I don't give a fucking shit. It's selfish, yeah, but take it or leave it.
3. I've seen my friend's relationships, and no offence, but most of them mainly seem pretty lame and shallow to me... WHAT is the point of it anyway? As far as I can see, other relationships get neglected.
2. I don't want just anyone putting their hands ALL OVER me. Yuck. It's so cheap! Just because we're "together", it doesn't mean you automatically get to grope me. and the main reason why I don't need a guy...
1. Look at how many relationships have ended in divorces or separations that affect the couple and the kids, and everyone else. If it's going to be that painful, I'm definitely not going to be dating anyone for a long, long time.
